It may not be on the stands yet, but flip through and look for me next time you're waiting at the checkout line. (Incidentally, it made me determined to change my hairstyle a bit.)
I kinda wish it were for being awesome in some way, not an insomniac (but check out the 29 year old in the middle row of the article. Why does she look 10 years older than me? I feel like they mixed up the ages between her and the woman to her left.)
Also, why didn't they use one of the photos of me smiling?